An exercise in positivity, in which questions are answered with a "No":
Could today's weather be any better? No.
Are there wolves at my door? No.
Am I having writer's block vis-a-vis The XXiXX of XXdXXX XXXmX? No.
Is there reason yet to panic about the Timberwolves season? No.
Am I not a lazy man? No.
Is their anyone better than Kobe? No.
Will we rock you? No.