In addition to feverishly working out with college students half my age in a dilapidated but charming campus gym, I've decided to try the Wally Szczerbiak Diet. Smaller logs on a continuous fire. Sounds like good advice to me. As long as it doesn't give me way-oversized eyebrows. Wait, I already have oversized eyebrows.
By popular demand, I've changed my blog name back to its original meaningless Steely Dan-influenced name, thus no longer invoking images of children's birthday parties. In a clever twist, I've entirely removed the color "blueprint blue" from my blog. I'm in the process of freshening up my links.
Top 5 Movies of 2006 That I Haven't Seen
1. Me, You, and Everyone We Know
2. Brokeback Mountain
4. Good Night and Good Luck
5. The Squid and the Whale