Things I've Learned This Week

The drive from USC to Santa Monica is worse at 11:00AM than it is at 5:00PM.

XTC were punk.

Knowledge isn't necessarily power.

Steve Carell's performance in the "Branch Closing" episode of The Office is Emmy-worthy. Almost makes up for Bruce Almighty. (Hey world: You know that thing with the ark? Fiction.)

In summer, red vines > chocolate.

Otherwise, chocolate > red vines.

My new bag is cool.

Saxophones were used more often in the 1980s.

Mark Eitzel and/or American Music Club need to do a proper version of Hippy Boots.

Some girls are mysterious.