If yesterday's story is too strange... too much to take in, there are some comparatively brief new poems here for you.
If it's Knocked Up deleted scenes you want, go here and here.
If you want to hear my new favorite (and now defunct) band Life Without Buildings, go here. Listen to Juno.
If you need to see an anima video set to Pat Benatar's Hell Is For Children this is for you.
If you want to see some great pictures (taken by Alex) of the Eames house, go here.
If you need to know which player (might be) going to which team (maybe) in the NBA Draft, this is the place for you.
If you want to read my Kirby Puckett piece from last year, here it is.
(totals: 7 ifs, 5 heres, and 2 this's)