I hope this feud goes on forever:
Do I have my doubts that any of this is real? Yes, I have some.
Do I want Arcade Fire to focus on the melodic aspect of their music, as opposed to the dissonant yelling-in-the-mountains stuff? Yes, I do.
Is it cool to steal someone's basketball? Never.
(UPDATE: Both linked blogs are no longer in existence. It was fun while it lasted. Google it.)
Is the one guy's penis tattoo relevant to the debate? Probably.