Monday, September 11, 2006

Bad Poem (with links)

(the result of too much time spent on

I'm one day older than Moby
Though I have all of my hair
And Eskilstuna's far from Harlem
As Melville is far from Cassius Clay
Happy Birthday, Moby, it's okay

I'm one week younger than Charlie Sheen
Though I never shot Kelly Preston in the arm
And I never won a Golden Globe
And when I lived in Santa Monica
I wasn't friends with Rob Lowe
Or Sean Penn

I'm two years younger than Randy Johnson
The Big Unit of Walnut Creek
I never killed a bird with a fastball
I never neglected my love child
And I'm not ugly

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