The rest of my predictions

This post is not funny. This one, which I just posted, is much better.

Assuming I'm correct on my 32 first round games (which would assume that Stanford ocmes back from a 25-point deficit in the last 3 1/2 minutes vs. Louisville), here are the rest of my tournament picks:

Midwest: Round 2: Florida over Arizona (sorry Alex), Wisconsin over UNLV (sorry Jason, congrats Jason's in-laws), Oregon over Winthrop, Butler over Maryland. Round 3: Florida over Butler, Oregon over Wisconsin Final: Florida over Oregon

West: Round 2: Kansas over Villanova (congrats Alex), UCLA over Indiana, Pittsburgh over VCU, Holy Cross over Illinois. Round 3: Kansas over Holy Cross, UCLA over Pittsburgh. Final: Kansas over UCLA (sorry Bruins - you need an inside presence)

East: Round 2: North Carolina over Michigan State, Boston College over Georgetown, Washington State over George Washington, USC over Texas. Round 3: USC over North Carolina, Boston College over Washington State. Final: USC over Boston College

South: Round 2: Ohio State over Xavier, Memphis over Nevada, Pennsylvania over Stanford, Long Beach State over Virginia. Round 3: Ohio State over Long Beach State, Memphis over Pennsylvania. Final: Ohio State over Memphis

Final 4: Kansas over Florida, USC over Ohio State. Championship: USC over Kansas (sorry Alex, congrats self)